Dear Tanya (if that really is your real name),
That's cool that you want to buy stuff from Victoria's Secret and all, but please don't do it with my card again. I mean, come on! I don't even know you. I'd like to say that one day we could be friends, but the fact is, you live in(or like to ship things to) New York and I live in Utah. Not to mention the fact that you are completely dishonest. It would never work out. Maybe one day you'll meet a nice friend who will say,"I'd like to treat you to a shopping spree, entirely on me," but let's face it, I'm not the gal for you. A college student who is earning a salary of oh, close to nothing just cannot afford to do such things. I'm actually in the process of trying to find one of those friends for me! Anyway, good luck with the friend search and please try to work on your honesty issue.
Love,
Lauren (the one that really owns the credit card you just used)
ps. I hope you got some good things for the price of your soul.
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
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5 comments:
Oh Lauren, how I love you! My favorite part of this post was, "I hope you got some good things for the price of your soul." Hahaha, I'm still laughing! So...how did Tanya get your credit card info!? Is the credit card company going to take care of it, or do you have to pay for it? Sorry for the stolen cc, but the resulting post was dang funny!
haha - I miss you! This is hilarious... and sad of course! This happened to my parents recently! It makes you wonder how they get your information!?
Oh, I forgot to tell you. I'm Tanya. Thanks for the lacy bras Laur. NY was awesome!
Oh my gosh! That's awful! How lame of someone to do that. I hope you get your money back! And I hope her panties fray and her underwire snaps.
You are seriously hilarious!!!! I don't mean to laugh at your misfortune, but I can't help myself! I hope that other than someone using your credit card, all is well. Come visit :)
Or I will come visit you - just a warning that I may be in pioneer clothes looking for a warm bed and good food ;)
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